NOW HIRING
Director
GoCreate
Salary: $217,350
ATTENDANCE OPTIONAL.
KANSAS' EASIEST NO-SHOW JOB!
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Location: Wichita, in theory, though nobody at the facility seems able to confirm that the last Director was ever there
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Hours: Make it up for as long as you want, until you get caught!
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Salary: $217,350 a year, including a $54,350 raise timed neatly to an election season, because in this job the money shows up even when you don't.
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Responsibilities: Honestly, nobody knows. When reporters asked what this job actually does, Wichita State declined to say.
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None. There was never a real job here in the first place.
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Willing to take marching orders directly from extremist billionaire special interests and the donors who actually call the shots.
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Attendance is optional, work is even more optional, and your paycheck will arrive regardless
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You can't! Jobs like this aren't posted; they're arranged.
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And the people who arranged this one for Ty Masterson are now arranging to hand him the Governor's office in November. Don't let them.
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READ MORE:
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"What exactly does Ty Masterson do at Koch-funded office? Rival calls it a 'no-show job'", Kansas City Star.
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"Wichita State unwilling to provide information regarding Ty Masterson's leave of absence", The Sunflower.
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"Kansas governor candidate engulfed by blowback over 'no-show job' at Wichita State. It's about time.", Kansas Reflector.
"Students are saying they haven't seen him there"
"Not once have I ever seen him around here"
"Have you actually ever seen him here?" "Nope!"
"If anyone who wasn't the senate president, didn't show up to work, and didn't do their job, and the work they were supposed to do, they will lose their job"